Never Theorize Before You Have Data
September 15th, 2013, posted in Art, MESSAGEs, Scarface'S DIARY, Sherlock Holmes
Rickshaw Ramblings – Desi Treat
September 14th, 2013, posted in fUNNY, Ink On PAPER, PAKiSTAN
Rickshaw Rambling is on of the interesting thing which we have in Pakistan.
There was a blog which I read and now I am sharing with you guys. So, without any futher delay here it is :
Like for instance, you are cursing the relentless heat and you utter ” uff kitni garmi hai “ unconsciously, you would immediately hear the expert opinion:
” Oh sir jee, iss baar buhat garmi huni hai, kyun key itnay bomb ju barsae hai sarhad mayn, unki garmi kahan jae gi ?? “
I once asked Tariq, a rickshaw driver about Taliban and the on-going military operation and he replied:” Yaar koi Taliban nahi hain, Pakistan army paharoon pay firing kar rae hai aur dunya ku dikha rahi hai key hum Taliban say lar rahay hain, takay “dallar†atay hain, samajh aye?“
So, here – “ I dedicate the blogpost to the amazing Rickshaw art and Rickshaw quotes“ that you find written on the back of these fast moving-three wheeler Ferraris in their own right.
**** Maalik Ki Gaadi Driver Ka Paseena – Chalti Hai Road Par Ban Kar Haseena
**** Buri Nazar Wale, Tera Moonh Kala
**** Qismat Aazma Chuka, Muqadar Aazma Raha Hoon – Aik Bewafa Ki Khatir Riksha Chala Raha Hoon
**** Kabhee Side Say Aatee Ho Kabhee Peechay Say Aatee Ho — Meree Jaan Horn Day Day Kar Mujhay Tum Kyon Satatay Ho
**** Pappu Yaar Tang Na Ker !!
**** Zehreeli Nagan
**** Koi Jal Gaya, Kisi Nai Dua Di
**** Main Phir Aaon Ga
**** Tapar Hai To Paar Kar Warna Bardaasht Kar
**** Dekh Magar Pyar Se !!
**** Khatharnaak Rambo
**** Horn Day Ker Paas Kerain
**** Chal Dhanno
**** Phir Milayngay
**** Akhri Shahzada
**** Tera Jadoo Chal Gya
**** Hosh Ker Kherghosh
**** Wo Dekho Mastani Ja Rahi Hay
**** Zid Meri Majboori hy
**** Ae Eagle tujhay qasam hy himmat na harna, jaisi bhi fizaen aen hans k fly karna.
**** Zindagi ny aik baar phir dulha bana dia
**** Aag aggay waikh pichaay na waikh
**** Palat kar daikh zalim tamana hum bhi rakhtay hyn.
**** Fasla rakh warna mohabbat hojaegi
**** Shikar karma hy to ankhon se kar, talwar main kia rakha hy-safar karma hy to rickshaw main kar car main kia rakha hy.
**** Chalay jasso ya shor avan
**** Zid na kar sonhaya main aap bara ziddi aan
**** Waqt ny Aik Baar Phir Dulhan Bna Diya..!!!!
**** Bismillah Parr Kar Swar Hoon Shaid Yeh Aap Ki Zindgi Ka Akhri Safar Hoo !!!!
**** Model 2010 Raftaar 65 KM Fee Ghantta !!!
**** Tu Lang Ja Saddi Khair Ey !!!!
Some are just plain humor; some are overwhelmingly political and sarcastic.
” Agar Rabb ne Chaaha tou manzil tak pohancha doonga ,
Aur agar aankh lag gai tou Rabb se hee milwa doonga “
**** Sawari labbay na labbay, Speed aik so nabbay (190)
**** Jis ne Maan ko Sataya Uss ne rikshaw chalaya
**** Chal pagli Sajan ke Dais
**** Lag gai te Rozi na lagate Roza
**** Teri Yad Aie Teray Janay Ky Baad
**** Pak Foj Ko Salam
**** Mint Di Fursat Nai Dheelay Di Amdan Nai
**** Kharchay Malkan day Nakhray Lokan Dy
**** Dollar Ki Talash Mein
**** Pass Kar Ya Bardasht Kar
**** Haseenon Sy Nafrat Piyar Sy Toba
**** Baba Easy Load Ghawari (Pushto)
**** Baba Pa Khafa Ki Ghi (Pushto)
**** Papu Yar Tang Na Kur
**** Zid Na Kur Sohneya Asi Aap Baray Ziddi Aan
**** Zid Na Kur Sohneya Time Sadi Majboori Aye
**** Jeenay Nai Doon Ga
And sometimes an honest advice:
aye admi haram khana chor dey
tyre mehngay hain race lagana chor dey
mera sheher, Mansehra
Afridi Tayyara
kabhi to aao na Sargodha, surmaa laga kai
Pakhtunkhwa Khappay Khappay Khappay !
Comparing the rickshaw ramblings to truck quotes, one finds the truck drivers are more “serious’ and are usually suffering from a heart-breaking relationship. Ata Ullah Esa Khan Khelvi who mainly sings “sad†songs being played from Karachi to Khyber, a favorite of Truck drivers doesnt enjoy the same support from Rickshaw-drivers community who are more into Abrar Ul Haq.
Lame Girls
September 13th, 2013, posted in GiRLs, MESSAGEs
I should probably start criticizing guys before I get warring for gender against type thing, but lame girls are everywhere and they don’t seem to be getting better. Here’s a list of things that lame girls will never stop doing:
1. Fishing for compliments: there will always be lame girls who fish for compliments all the time, I think its okay to do it sometimes if your self confidence is falling apart, and by sometimes I mean maybe once every couple of months, but to continue doing it all the time is just pathetic. Take girls with ever-changing Facebook profile pictures for example, pictures that show nothing else but the girl, I mean come on! Who has 365 photos is her profile pictures album? We already know what you look like from every angle.
2. Gossiping about other girls behind their backs: ok not just lame girls, we all do it, we talk about each other, we even talk about girls that we actually like, but we dont spend as much time talking about them as girls that we dont like.
3. Falling for guys that treat them horribly: which is the reason some really nice guys pretend they’re badass (thats lame too but you cant really blame them). Its becoming guys’ rule when approaching a girl.
4. Faking sadness: just to draw attention, and they probably have a certain person in mind whose attention needs to be drawn, that guy is usually following the rule in point 3. Just look at girls with 🙁 or 🙁 on their status updates, if this girl ever replies to your “whats wroooooooongggggg??” comment its either going to be a broken nail or the fact that she has to wake up early tomorrow morning so stop commenting you loser you’re only giving her what she wants and you’re probably the reason these girls still exist.
5. Realizing they like a guy only after someone else comes and takes him: they dont actually like him, but they were hoping he liked them, and when he’s with someone else that either means he doesnt anymore or that he never did in the first place. You’d think that one member less in their “imaginary fans” club (which has a hundred members by the way) wouldnt make that much of a difference. Well it does.
6. Jealousy: its just the way things are; guys show off in front of each other, girls are jealous of each other, you cant change that. Like those two girls in every company that are not even ashamed of being jealous of each other.
7. Faking affection: so much that you would think they’re best friends, they fake smiles, they fake hugs, they fake “sweeties”, “babes” and “honeys”, they even go out together, but they cannot stand each other. Take for example some distant relatives or cousins that pretend they’re really happy to see you at weddings and other social gatherings but start trashing you the minute you turn your back. (These usually come in groups).
8. Faking stupidity: because they think its “cool” to be clueless. Seriously ??
Any other girl lameness I missed ??
