Posts Tagged ‘stupid’
Lame Girls
September 13th, 2013, posted in GiRLs, MESSAGEs
I should probably start criticizing guys before I get warring for gender against type thing, but lame girls are everywhere and they don’t seem to be getting better. Here’s a list of things that lame girls will never stop doing:
1. Fishing for compliments: there will always be lame girls who fish for compliments all the time, I think its okay to do it sometimes if your self confidence is falling apart, and by sometimes I mean maybe once every couple of months, but to continue doing it all the time is just pathetic. Take girls with ever-changing Facebook profile pictures for example, pictures that show nothing else but the girl, I mean come on! Who has 365 photos is her profile pictures album? We already know what you look like from every angle.
2. Gossiping about other girls behind their backs: ok not just lame girls, we all do it, we talk about each other, we even talk about girls that we actually like, but we dont spend as much time talking about them as girls that we dont like.
3. Falling for guys that treat them horribly: which is the reason some really nice guys pretend they’re badass (thats lame too but you cant really blame them). Its becoming guys’ rule when approaching a girl.
4. Faking sadness: just to draw attention, and they probably have a certain person in mind whose attention needs to be drawn, that guy is usually following the rule in point 3. Just look at girls with 🙁 or 🙁 on their status updates, if this girl ever replies to your “whats wroooooooongggggg??” comment its either going to be a broken nail or the fact that she has to wake up early tomorrow morning so stop commenting you loser you’re only giving her what she wants and you’re probably the reason these girls still exist.
5. Realizing they like a guy only after someone else comes and takes him: they dont actually like him, but they were hoping he liked them, and when he’s with someone else that either means he doesnt anymore or that he never did in the first place. You’d think that one member less in their “imaginary fans” club (which has a hundred members by the way) wouldnt make that much of a difference. Well it does.
6. Jealousy: its just the way things are; guys show off in front of each other, girls are jealous of each other, you cant change that. Like those two girls in every company that are not even ashamed of being jealous of each other.
7. Faking affection: so much that you would think they’re best friends, they fake smiles, they fake hugs, they fake “sweeties”, “babes” and “honeys”, they even go out together, but they cannot stand each other. Take for example some distant relatives or cousins that pretend they’re really happy to see you at weddings and other social gatherings but start trashing you the minute you turn your back. (These usually come in groups).
8. Faking stupidity: because they think its “cool” to be clueless. Seriously ??
Any other girl lameness I missed ??
Crazy But Not Stupid
March 28th, 2013, posted in MESSAGEs, STORiES, Sufism
One truck driver was doing his usual load delivery at a mental hospital, by parking his vehicle beside an open drain.
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to return from the mental hospital. He jacked up the truck and removed the flat tyre to fix the spare tyre.
When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the 4 bolts in the open drain.
As he cannot fish the bolts in the open drain, he started to panic as to what should be done?
Just then, one patient happened to walk past him and asked the driver as to why he was looking troubled.
The driver thought to himself, since there is nothing much he can do or this mental joker can. Just to keep the bugging away, the truck driver informed the whole episode to the mental patient and gave a helpless look.
The patient just laughed at the truck driver and said you just cannot even fix such a simple problem? No wonder you are destined to remain a truck driver for life
the truck driver was astonished to hear such a compliment from a mental guy.
Here is what you can do said the mental guy
take one bolt from each of the remaining 3 tyres/wheels and fix it on to this tyre . Then drive down to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones. Is’nt it simple my friend !!!!
The truck driver was so impressed with this quick fix answer and asked the patient.how come you are so smart and intelligent and you are here at the mental hospital?
The patient replied…hello friend! I stay here because i am crazy but not stupid
No wonder, there are some people, who behave like the Truck Driver, thinking that others are just stupid. So, guys, though you all are learned and wise, but, just watch out, there could be some CRAZY guys in our professional / personal lives, who could give us lot of quick fixes and brush our wisdom.
The moral of the story is – just do not conclude that you know everything and do not judge people by mere looks/attire stature or academic background
